February 2008
14 posts
“You Don’t Know What You Got Till Its Gone”
– Kanye West
My Top Mum Jokes =]
Your mom (mum) is so fat that there is a law that here corsets cannot be narrower than her schwarzchild radius. Your mom is so big and fat that hikers mistaken her anus for a cave opening! Your mom had Rutgers University for lunch, Princeton University for dinner, and has the University of California as a teddy bear. Your mom is so fat she swallowed my mom whole. yo momma so fat, she comes from...
“I MIGHT DIE IN TWO WAYS”
– YOUR MUM =]
“ Music is my first love.
Indefinable by words alone. It is not only something...”
– you =]
School
i am at school trying to write to my blog and my fucking teacher will not leave me alone for fuck sake. i fill like shit today and i have to take my girlfriend to pizza hut and cinema tonight as it is fucking love day=[ but i don’t no if i can be bothered to have her would you ? me and Aaron were on this in Media it was alright i guess but people wanted to know what we were doing lmao...
“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– me=]
My Life =]
Hello, I’m Paul and thank you for visiting my blog page. =]. i have a simple life at the moment and nothing seems to be going wrong in my life (so far). i basically live for the weekend and don’t get up to much on week days. my computer is my life as well as skins and friends and my girlfriend oh yer and DAFT PUNK who totally rock. people think that i am a total NUTTER and are most...