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“You Don’t Know What You Got Till Its Gone”
— Kanye West

good song

My Top Mum Jokes =]

Your mom (mum) is so fat that there is a law that here corsets cannot be narrower than her schwarzchild radius.

Your mom is so big and fat that hikers mistaken her anus for a cave opening!

Your mom had Rutgers University for lunch, Princeton University for dinner, and has the University of California as a teddy bear.

Your mom is so fat she swallowed my mom whole.

yo momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family

Your mom is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV I miss all the ads

Your mom is so fat the city had to dig a hole through her for traffic to pass through.

Your mom is so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Your mom is so fat, when Chris Farley tried to have sex with her he got lost for six days. When he came back out, he had a pet crab named Alfred.

Your mom is so fat her weight is the same as her phone number (with the area code).

Your mums so fat the NASA actually orbits her.

Yo momma is so fat, she started the Revolution revolution!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scales it says “to be continued…”

The escape velocity at your mom’s surface exceeds 3 * 10^8 m/s.

Your mom did not understand the previous comment. It means her mass is roughly 500 times that of Sol, the sun.

Your mom is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked your mom to move!

Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her.

Your ‘mom’ sat next to everybody at school.

Your mum is so fat that I decided to sleep with her, just to say I had.

Your mom is so fat she can’t pay the phone bill.

What country is so fat that is makes your mom look slim? None. Well, maybe the United States Of America, but that’s beside the point.

Your mom is so fat, that when she completes a revolution, time stops!

Your mom is so fat, she influences global weather patterns.

Your mom is so fat that people practice by climbing Mt. Everest before they climb her.

Wanna know what forever feels like? Try walking around your mom…

Your momma is so fat that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water

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“I MIGHT DIE IN TWO WAYS”
— YOUR MUM =]

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“ Music is my first love.
Indefinable by words alone. It is not only something you hear but what you feel. It is something your soul can reach out and touch. It originates from all over the world since time began. complex or simple, fast or slow, loud or soft. It is what you feel, or it could be your method of escape or it could just keep you alive.”
— you =]

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School

i am at school trying to write to my blog and my fucking teacher will not leave me alone for fuck sake. i fill like shit today and i have to take my girlfriend to pizza hut and cinema tonight as it is fucking love day=[

but i don’t no if i can be bothered to have her would you ?

me and Aaron were on this in Media it was alright i guess but people wanted to know what we were doing lmao

 we said were going to fuck your mum and this kid called Adam lmao his little sister lost her V before he did LMAO

how sad